Tumblr (3.0; @ericcantorsbitchface)http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a69dbd6ff25c72e95fd4465b984b2c36/tumblr_mksqfoYHTh1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pets are <em>disgusting</em>.</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/47208615433http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/47208615433Fri, 05 Apr 2013 15:07:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebf243f5265fc9c8d63d3dd168b45cb8/tumblr_mg07iuBk2V1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Let’s put our New Year’s resolutions on Pinterest.”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/39476022704http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/39476022704Wed, 02 Jan 2013 10:11:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lotxJku51r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes you can just <em>see</em> bad breeding.</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/29202416354http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/29202416354Sat, 11 Aug 2012 13:05:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lonx8VZe1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck <em>fuck</em>.</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/29202225888http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/29202225888Sat, 11 Aug 2012 13:02:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ca2fWqjR1r0ey1mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Well this really <em>fucks up</em> my weekend in Montauk.”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/26082124877http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/26082124877Thu, 28 Jun 2012 14:01:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1nzyh6suf1r0ey1mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Well that is <em>some bidet</em>”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/20131955235http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/20131955235Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:06:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zq42799Y1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“<em>What</em> is a <em>rust belt</em>?”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/19405231942http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/19405231942Fri, 16 Mar 2012 14:31:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zif2Wl8I1r0ey1mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I don’t care if it’s <em>kosher</em>. It’s fucking <em>Godiva</em>.”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/19399188450http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/19399188450Fri, 16 Mar 2012 11:45:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpchaWddg1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Oh honey, the resort collection is <em>always</em> a letdown.”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/17953666576http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/17953666576Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:27:10 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4yfg8iMH1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“And that’s when we realized we were wearing the <em>exact same cuff links</em>.”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/17322987701http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/17322987701Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:11:40 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzf65kNJ81r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“<em>Camping</em>? What is this, Mogadishu?”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/17158912455http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/17158912455Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:27:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrvxd6XMI1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Actually, I spent an entire <em>semester</em> at sea once.”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/16922194920http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/16922194920Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:48:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh9nfAGRR1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“If I wanted to make the reservation myself, Darlene, then I <em>wouldn’t have a fucking assistant.</em>”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/16597717986http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/16597717986Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:11:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh990U73c1r0ey1mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“<em>One</em> more tear and I swear to fucking Reagan Jesus…”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/16597230485http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/16597230485Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:03:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyczmwS5tj1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I can’t believe I skipped Zumba for this bullshit.”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/16464701721http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/16464701721Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:44:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxi1dwCqQN1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Get the fucking shot already. And there had <em>better</em> be hot cocoa in the Town Car.”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/15528902244http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/15528902244Sun, 08 Jan 2012 16:37:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxce0gNWON1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I know. It’s <em>cashmere</em>.”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/15357623575http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/15357623575Thu, 05 Jan 2012 15:24:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8gkk8Z9V1r0ey1mo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“It’s like he didn’t even <em>know</em> French.”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/15245851826http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/15245851826Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:29:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwo88fGJZZ1r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Well just tell them to <em>wait</em> then. It’s called a private jet for a <em>fucking reason.</em>”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/14680769604http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/14680769604Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:17:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4kb2AG601r0ey1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“The Gap? Isn’t that like a thrift store or something?”</p>http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/13210510955http://ericcantorsbitchface.tumblr.com/post/13210510955Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:52:14 -0500